Wankband - The Future Of Energy Saving

Wankband - The Future Of Energy Saving

Love the environment whilst loving yourself.

Pornhub are something like the second or third most visited site in the world, and it's nice to know they're doing something with all that dirty money that may benefit all of mankind in the future. Introducing: Wankband. In a nutshell, it enables you to charge your various electronic gadgets with a bit of self-loving. It works in a similar way to those fitness trackers that record how much you've run/walked/whatever in a day; a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each love-filled stroke, and the bracelet stores that energy which you can then plug into an iPhone, iPad etc. and charge it up. The video below explains everything in much more comprehensive detail than that, and while we're not sure just how much effort it's gonna take to actually get a serious charge into your battery, it's a pretty golden idea. Even better, it's still in development at the moment, so Pornhub are looking for people go in the beta round of testing. Sign up and learn more about the advancement of the human race's energy-saving methods HERE.

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