Anziz Ansari Reads Out Awkward Dating Texts

Say what you will about Jimmy Fallon's late night show, he certainly understands what makes kids laugh. Barack Obama and Musicians reading mean Tweets are comedy gold, and this new "segment" is another slice of fried gold. Aziz Ansari, he of Parks & Recreation and a whole bunch of funny movies, was recently on the show to promote his new book, Aziz Ansari's Modern Romance, which gave Fallon the chance to have Ansari read embarrassing first text exchanges between potential couples attemping to woo each other. "First Textual Experience" is awesome, I'm not sure if anyone else could be more perfect than Aziz to read these out, but will also not be unhappy if the segment runs forever:

H/T Pedestrian.