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Technology Can Now Swipe Right For You Because Why Not?
Too busy socialising with people to swipe right on Tinder? Don't worry there's a machine to help you.
Posted By Liam Apter
9 years ago
Tinder is one hell of app, on one hand you've got people like this:
And on the other hand you've got 'The Thirsty Man' which is when you just want them to shut the hell up. This invention sits between the two. It's a robot with a very undiscerning hand that swipes right for you. When I mean undiscerning I mean it doesn't care who you're matched with because it'll just swipe right. So if you're too busy to go on Tinder you've now got your robot hand backing you up, setting up matches for you when you get home. Which raises the question, if you're too busy going out to manually use Tinder then why are the using it in the first place?
Oh, and you can imagine that if this ever took off conversation on Tinder dates would revolve around, 'How did you swipe me?' 'Babe, I swiped right manually.' *swoons*
21st century romance, huh? If you're still interested here's the video:
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