Archersaurus

Archersaurus

Season 1, Episode 1: Archer replaced with a screaming Velociraptor.

Happy 2015! Oof, your head hurts, you broke all your resolutions already and have no idea who that person you kissed at midnight was. Never fear - all the fast food joints are still open (you just need a willing pickup driver), there's probably at least running water where you are, and maybe even left over ice in the esky to add to the tap water if that is the case.

And now you have this. The pilot episode of seminal animated TV show Archer, except with Archer completely replaced by a Velociprator that does nothing but make Velociraptor noises when it is addressed. Apparently this was on the special features of the Season 1 DVD, but the amount of people who actually buy DVDs is so depressingly small, it's taken this many years for the episode to appear online.

Happy 2015 beautiful people, it's all up-hill from here we promise!

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