Texts From Malcolm: What He's Really Thinking

Texts From Malcolm: What He's Really Thinking

Get inside the mind of our new Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull.

There's a famous saying that goes along the lines of: I Came, I Saw, I Conquered. In the case of this Instagram account it would be: I Came, I Saw, I Texted Passive-Aggressively About Being PM. And like the real bad boi of the Eastern Suburbs Malcolm is there's an equally fitting Instagram for him that was started waaaay before he even took to office. Just check out this gem:

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This is pretty heavy:

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Malcolm coming in hot in the Hayne Plane:

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Malcolm being a sexist pig we all know he is:

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Malcolm thinking he could be beach boi Tony:

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Malcolm enters #nochill zone:

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And if you want to re-live the moment Malcolm took on our previous PM (which one?) look no further:

And I'll leave this here for you to mull over:

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