Vote for Deadpool's No Pants Party this Australian election

Vote for Deadpool's No Pants Party this Australian election

Finally a worthy candidate we can all get behind.

Now that you've all enrolled to vote (okay heaps of you probably didn't get around to it, but hopefully a bunch of you did), you're probably wondering - 'who the f am I supposed to vote for, they all look like a bunch of idiots'? Well wonder know more folks, because late frontrunner has risen up to the erection melee and is urging you to join the No Pants Party (and also maybe buy Deadpool on DVD/Blu-ray now that's now out).

On the corner of Albion and Bourke Street, Surry Hills, street artist Alex Lehours whipped up the fancy paste up you can see above, with Deadpool offering you a few policies that probably aren't going to help much at all besides maybe your sadness:

o No Pants #Freetheballs

o Double-dipping

o Frequent touching and fondling

o F***ing Chimichangas whenever and wherever possible

o Shoop to be played during the Olympic opening ceremony for the Australian team’s walk out

Alright sure this is just a big hustle for you to get that DVD, but look, it was a pretty great movie, and this definitely falls in line with the current (sad) joke we call Australian politics right now.

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