Game Of Bones
With all the sex and nudity in the actual show, you'd think there'd be no need for a porn parody, right?
Game Of Thrones Season 4 doesn't start until March next year, which is probably like seven winter moons or something in that series' timeline, and while re-watching the previous three seasons does have its appeal, why not just watch a pornified version of it instead? 'Cause anything ever worth a damn needs to have its own porn parody version.
Featuring all your favourite porn stars like Claire Robbins, Tanya Tate, Aaliyah Love, Dana DeArmond, Tommy Pistol and James Deen (okay if any of those names are farmiliar to you we have a problem), the episodic porno will start airing on the web in a few weeks, directed by Lee Roy Meyers.
Two things that are important to note: 1. Yes it does feature a throne made out of dildos, as evidenced hilariously by the teaser trailer you can watch HERE, and 2. Joffrey will be played by a girl. Which is a win, we guess? Check back for episode re-caps as we follow all the action each week, in the interest of keeping you up to speed, internet.