California To Make Porn Stars Wear Lab Goggles Under New Law

California To Make Porn Stars Wear Lab Goggles Under New Law

Next up, full radioactive suits.

After passing a law back in 2014 to make condoms mandatory on all porn sets, the US state of California AKA the biggest porn manufacturers in the world are being pressured to now force all porn actors to wear goggles and dental dams during filming. In a campaign run by the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, who see porn stars as the bubonic-plague-carrying rats of the 21st century, the campaign is being put forward to see all bodily fluids to be seen as infectious in a bid to curb HIV transmission between porn starts, which actually has not occurred since 2004.

However, the law will probably not go forward to the state until March, so porn companies have a little bit of time to think about how to put goggles on pizza delivery guys/plumbers/school teachers without it looking unnatural, which I assume is going to be quite damn hard. Perhaps we can expect a dramatic increase in science-lab related films? Ironically under the new laws, “all bodily fluids shall be considered potentially infectious materials.” So there won't be any of those "grand finales" that will require goggles anyway...

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